Have you ever looked at your cat and just wondered why they do the things they do? My two cats do some strange things and have some endearing little habits, but I would love to be able to know just what in the world they are thinking sometimes.
A bona fide celebricat since he began doing commercials in the 1970s, Americaâs favorite âcharmingly choosyâ feline has launched a âDear Morrisâ column to help cats and humans alike make the most out of playtime. Whatâs more, Morris is also giving Read. Write. Mom! readers the chance to win a one-of-a-kind, customized 9Lives bean bag toss game at his website: http://prospurr.9lives.com/.
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From Morrisâ Mailbox:
Dear Morris,
Iâll be the first one to tell you Iâm a playful guy. I like yarn, stuffed mice, boxes⌠you name it. But my human is never in the mood. Something about âworkâ or âbeing tired,â blah, blah, blah⌠meow, meow, meow. I try to tell her that a piece of string doesnât wiggle itself! Alas, since my human will not play with me, Iâve taken to reading Proust⌠and trying to catch my own tail.
Sincerely,
Furry and Frustrated

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Dear Furry and Frustrated,
Iâve seen your case all too many times. Humans are often tempted to blame their unplayful attitude on âbeing too busy,â but thatâs rarely true. (Even the president plays golf!) What many humans donât realize is that we cats donât require a long, drawn-out play period. We like small bouts of play interspersed with two of our other favorite activities, resting and napping. So gently remind your human with a head-boop or a soft meow that youâre ready for some actionâshe can start off slow with Level 1 of my âOfficial Guide to Amusement, Entertainment, Playtime & Moreâ(http://prospurr.9lives.com/). Also, tell your human to be on the lookout for when your tail is in an inverted âUâ shape (like in the photo below). Thatâs a tell-tail sign (get it?!) that she should bring out the toys. Remember, fun is contagious… once your human sees what a blast you’re having, she’ll likely take some more time to enjoy herself as well.
Yours truly,
Morris the Cat

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Dear Morris,
I recently went to the pet store and came back with tons of new toys for my cat, Marvin. I was so excited to share some quality playtime with him that I could hardly wait for him to eat dinner! After he finished his 9Lives Plus Care (heâs a huge fan, by the way), I started waving his new toys around, but he just stared at me blanklyâI got zip, zero, zilch! Morris, where did I go wrong? Does Marvin not like playing⌠or worse, does he not like me??
Thank you,
Confused in the Catskills

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Dear Confused in the Catskills,
Youâve got nothing to worry about. Iâm sure Marvin loves playing and I know he loves you. This was merely an instance of poor timing. You see, cats are often reluctant to play after mealtime. No one wants to jump around on a full stomach… even if youâre eating healthy with 9Lives Plus Care! The best time to play with Marvin is after heâs had a nice, long nap, and if he loves napping as much as I do, youâll have many opportunities! And remember to make time for fun human games as well, like checkers, cardsâor my personal favoriteâcat’s cradle. The two of you will have mastered Level 5 of my âOfficial Guideâ in no time.
Yours truly,
Morris the Cat

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Dear Morris,
Iâve always considered myself a âcatâs cat.â Iâm a champion napper, an expert invisible bug chaser, and my hairballs? I can cough one so big you could use it as a toupee. Thatâs why Iâm so distressed by what Iâm about to tell you: Iâve never once caught that feather that dangles on the end of a stick. I see it, I lunge for it, and just when I think itâs within pawâs reach, it darts away again. It frankly has me questioning my cathood. What should I do?
Warmly,
Purr-plexed and Paw-ndering

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Dear Purr-plexed and Paw-ndering,
Itâs not your fault you havenât caught the feather. What Iâm about to say may come as a shock⌠there is a human on the other end of that feather, manipulating it like a marionette. Itâs a conspiracy of gigantic proportions. Youâve never caught the feather because your human has never let you. If any of you humans out there are reading, please let your four-legged friends âwinâ some of the time. It’s great to have a competitive streak playing a board game or on the ball court, but let us felines experience the sweet taste of victory (it actually tastes a lot like 9Lives). Besides, catching the feather, ball, or string will get your cat one step closer to their ultimate goal: world domination.
Yours truly,
Morris the Cat
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For more Morris tips, including his âOfficial Guide to Amusement, Entertainment, Playtime & More,â go to http://prospurr.9lives.com/. And, if you tweet #MorrisFeeds, Morris will donate a bowl of delicious 9Lives cat food to a hungry kitty at the ASPCA.
I received a thank-you item as a token of appreciation from Morris for posting this.