Shhh! Bonnie! Did you hear somethings? Oh crap! She caught us on the car! She caught us on the car! Just look away and act natural. Play it off! Play it off!! Crap. She’s still here. Oh, fine Bonnie…just leave me here to take all the blame. Typical. Just typical. You know what? Take THAT!…
A Day In The Life of Clyde, A 16 Pound Spoiled Cat
Greetings from Clyde the Cat. Ahhhh…the weather is beautiful. Hot, sunny…just the way I likes it. It’s so peaceful out here in the lush, green grass. I think I’ll just lay here in the grass and dream of tuna fish. Tuna fish is the best. thing. ever. Just the sound of the can opener sends…
My Week, Day By Day
So this is pretty much how my week went: Sunday- VBS kicks off. I have 16 kids in my class. EB does exceptionally well as far as not freaking out because OH MY GOD MOMMY IS NOT WITH ME AND I AM IN MY OWN CLASS!!!!! Monday- EB starts to freak at VBS. I’m tired….

