
I am thoroughly proud of the progress E.B. is making in preschool. He has really blown us away with some of the things he comes home telling us about. It’s definitely been money well spent. However, there’s just this teensy little habit he has picked up while there and it’s getting just a teensy little bit annoying. My baby is now a tattle-tail.
Poor thing. He has no brothers or sisters so he had no idea that things such as the cat touching him, the cat looking at him, and even the cat breathing the same air (the very idea!) as him was such an issue to be concerned over. The first few times he tattled it flew right over my head. I have worked with kids. I know they have complaints from time to time when all is not right in their world. But then I started hearing the following things:
“Maaaaaamaaaaaaa!!! Bonnie touched!!” (Bonnie is the cat)
“Maaaaaamaaaaaa!!! Cwyde jumpin’ on da table!!” (Clyde is our other cat)
“Maaaaaaamaaaaa!!! Kitty not eat his foooood!!”
Needless to say, I now enjoy a daily play-by-play of everything our cats do from sun-up to sun-down. I know if they’re sitting on the couch, using the litter box, and sleeping.
I also know what every child in his class has done at school on a particular day, who got time out, and what they ate for lunch. I’m thinking this might be valuable information for those parents who actually want to know every small detail of what their child is doing AND for the busy teacher who has no time to keep up with such things. Perhaps I should offer a service for that. After all, my son knows it all.
And tells it all.