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Grandparent Quotes

Posted on October 27, 2011January 10, 2016 by Mandy

No, these won’t be your typical sappy grandparent quotes.  These are quotes I’ve heard in my lifetime from my elderly grandparents that crack me up everytime I think of them.

“I’m going to brain you!!!”….Great Grandma M.  She always said this when she was mad and this was her ultimate threat of bodily harm.  We never did figure out what “brain you” actually meant, but we all still have our brains, so that’s good.

“You’d better watch out or ‘ole Scratch is going to get you!!”….Grandma E.  Apparently, Scratch is the devil and we were supposed to be very, very afraid.  Just the name alone would send shivers down my spine when I was a little girl.  All I could picture in my mind was a devil just waiting to scratch me to death.

“I swanny!!”…Grandma E.  This was a nice lady’s way of saying, “I swear!”,  because nice ladies just did not swear…or even allude to the fact that they thought about it. 

And my personal favorite…..

“A hard head makes for a sore a**!”…another Grandma E gem.  Pretty self explanatory.  And you know what?  She was right!

Teacher Perks

Posted on October 24, 2011January 10, 2016 by Mandy

Before 8 AM: A sweet little note of love!

love letter

Before lunch: A dazzling plastic ring from another student.

This is what makes the 30 minute commute both ways at 6 AM ( and 4 AM wake-ups) all worth it!

Sugar-Free Spiced Apple Cider

Posted on October 23, 2011January 10, 2016 by Mandy

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Besides not being able to enjoy all of the amazingly sweet treats during the holidays (but yeah…sometimes I do sneak a little), one thing I dearly love is spiced apple cider, but it’s also full of sugar. My mom makes her own mix of it, and of course I think it’s the best, but since it’s loaded with sugar, it’s not something I can drink very often.

Yesterday while cruising the beverage aisle in the grocery store, I spotted Alpine’s Sugar Free Spiced Apple Cider. Discovering something that I love in a sugar free form always makes me excited, but a little part of me always figures it probably won’t taste just as good. That’s a problem I find with a lot of sugar free foods…the taste just isn’t the same as the sugary-laden versions. I decided to purchase it anyway, and I am so glad I did because it was amazing!

On thing I did do is to add a couple of packets of Splenda to my drink. I like my drinks really sweet. But overall, this sugar-free spiced apple cider was fabulous and I am so excited I don’t have to miss out on my favorite drink during the holidays!

Live Smart-Parents.com Giveaway

Posted on October 22, 2011January 10, 2016 by Mandy

Since becoming a parent, I realize now more than ever that staying healthy to insure that I am around to see all of my son’s milestones is such an important thing. Do I always make the healthiest decisions? No, but it’s always on my mind and something I strive for each day, even if my progress seems slow.  One thing my son and I have been doing almost everyday after school for the past couple of months is taking short walks down the street and playing a little basketball.  It really does get my heart pumping and I know the extra exercise is a great thing for both of us.

The idea behind Parents.com’s  “Live Smart” page, as well as HealthyIs.Aetna.com, came about from the discovery that many parents and moms with kids in the household have a recommitment to health and want to dig into learning more about their health.  They want to take matters into their own hands and be able to make more informed decisions about health care and living healthier for the sake of their children.  Furthermore, they’re looking for ways to live healthier to help them drive down costs of medical expenses so they have money to use on more fun recreational activities with their kids.  Aetna wants to make sure they are providing helpful information to everyone, not just its members, so you’ll find an interactive poll sponsored by Aetna on the right side of the Live Smart page and if you click on one of the answers it will take you to a downloadable guide with tips on healthier living as well as money-saving tips when it comes to health care.  And who doesn’t need or want to save on that?

GIVEAWAY:

Share your secrets on how you’ve been keeping a healthy lifestyle this fall for a chance to win a “Fall Into Health” wellness package, complimentsParents.com. The package comes with a pedometer, a $100 Visa gift card, and an assortment of Yogi Tea.   Giveaway ends Sunday, October 30, 2011 at 11 PM Central. U.S. Only.

TO ENTER:

Comment on this post telling me how you are keeping a healthy lifestyle this fall.  Please make sure to leave an email address that I can contact you at if you are chosen as the winner.

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I was provided with a product package identical to the one being given away as a thank you for facilitating this post.

Autumn Quotes

Posted on October 20, 2011 by Mandy

 

 

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Show Me The Funny

Posted on October 19, 2011January 10, 2016 by Mandy

Could you use a laugh?  These funny pictures from around the internet had me cracking up.

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Octoberfest Fun

Posted on October 17, 2011 by Mandy

This past Saturday, E.B. and I headed out the door bright and early to attend our town’s annual Octoberfest, which is basically an arts and crafts festival and BBQ competition all rolled into one.  It’s a good time because a lot of people come back to our town for class reunions (planned around this event), so you usually end up bumping into someone you haven’t seen in ages.  Plus, I love looking at all of the artsy stuff…pottery, jewelry, cute stuff for kids, etc.  However, what began as an inexpensive little outing for us quickly turned into highway robbery the minute we rounded the corner to the concessions and kids area.

Strike 1- The $6 soap.  And the $7 rubber band gun.

halloween soap

OK, so the Halloween soap is terribly cute….but $6 for one bar??  I know….I’m sure it costs half as much to make it and all, but he totally fell for it, right after he spied and purchased the $7 rubber band gun.  My fault?  Of course it is.  However, I have a system for these festivals.  If I purchase him something really cool (like the rubber band gun) at the beginning, he is usually so enthralled that he lets me walk around and look at the things I want with minimal whining.  It works.  I promise.

Strike 2- The $3 a pop inflatable bounce slide.

So of course, the minute he saw the inflatable slides, it was on!  And for the low, low price of $3 for 3 slides….can you see where this is going?  We had to do it twice.  And then the inflatable bounce house for another $3.  Grand total for bouncing his brains out….$9.  Ouch.

Strike 3- The 5 star corndog.

So, what really got my goat was the concession stand.  Here is the scene of the crime (also known as highway robbery):

fair food

Of course, after all of that walking around and bouncing, E.B. was hot and hungry.  It was almost lunch time and I saw that this particular concession stand had corn dogs, one of his faves.  But E.B. also noticed people walking away from the stand with these cool hurricane-type plastic glasses with a crazy palm tree straw and he wanted it.  I thought it was cute, so I ordered him a lemonade in one and the corndog.  That’s when the nice lady informed me, “that would be $11”.

$11???!!!  For a corndog and drink???  I almost had a coronary right then and there, but was too dumbfounded to do anything but pay her and walk away dazed and confused.

festival train

So here he is….eating his $5 corndog and drinking his $6 lemonade watching the train (which is $3 a ride) go by and wishing his mommy would let him ride it.  I didn’t.  I know.  But the line had to be drawn somewhere.

Total for 2 hours of “fun”? $33.  But ya’ll…he is sooo worth it!

“Halloween the Milky Way” Giveaway

Posted on October 17, 2011October 7, 2013 by Mandy

 

What’s better than Halloween candy?  FREE Halloween candy!  Milky Way is so excited about their Simply Caramel bars debuting in Fun Size this year that they are offering up a “Halloween The Milky Way” Gift Set for 2 of my lucky readers!  In each gift set, you will receive a trick-or-treat tote bag, two bags of the new Simply Caramel Fun Size, as well as two bags of the classic Milky Way Fun Size to give out to your trick-or-treaters or friends. 

TO ENTER:  Leave a comment telling me what you love about Halloween!  Be sure to leave an email address so I can contact you if you are the winner!  Giveaway ends on Sunday, October 23, 2011 at 11 PM Central.  U.S. Only.

 

I received a Halloween gift pack identical to the one I am giving away as a thank you for facilitating this giveaway.

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