I’m a firm believer in that rules are meant to keep us safe, blah blah blah…but I must say that in giddy anticipation of our beach excursion last week, the very last rule on the list of beach regulations never crossed my mind as being a problem, or something to attempt for that matter.
Furthermore, who does that crap?
Donna says
They should have used the terms “pester” or “harass”. This makes me think of “Deliverance” the beach version. lol.
Jayme says
Hilarious!
Jenny says
Wow, could have chosen a better use of words.
Pamela Kramer says
ROFL!!! Reminds me of the list in Jamaica.
No Drug Dealers
No Prostitutes
Seriously???
coastrat says
That last rule is there to protect the birds that nest on the beach, like the terns, in special, fenced-off areas. You would be surprised at how many people deliberately molest and kill the nesting birds, their eggs, babies and nests, even when the areas are fenced and have signage prohibiting such inconsiderate conduct.
Aubrey says
Ok. I just about spit water all over my monitor. Hilarious!
Nap Warden says
Ummmm…who thinks that up? Seriously!
50s Housewife says
I’m with Hattie. That reminds me of something Jay Leno would read. Too funny!
Hattie says
Too funny! You should send that in to the Tonight Show. Leno reads stuff like that on Monday nights. lol
Jenny says
Are you serious? That is crazy, but I am with the commenter before about it’s meaning, but I am sure there is a better way to word it:)
Bloggymommy says
LMAO! I think it probably means no touching or stealing or hunting of the beach animals. That sounds so funny though! lol
Mrs. Schmitty says
Seriously! WTH?!