This is Mommy Cracked reporting to you live from the Cracked House where conditions are rapidly deteriorating. A dust storm has settled over the entire house and the emergency Pledge Dusting team has been called in for reinforcements. A bystander who wishes to remain annonymous reported earlier in the day that one could actually write their name on top of the TV armoire in the dust that had settled.
A tornado also passed through earlier yesterday evening and scattered many toys about the home. It’s rumored that small children (*cough*E.B.*cough*) were involved in this storm also but that no injuries were reported…just a lot of debris (toys) that will have to be cleared away before the cyclone (vacuum) that is on the way arrives.
And lastly, a flash flood also passed through the area via the bathroom where a happy preschooler sloshed water about carelessly last night. We’re hearing reports that only a bathroom rug was drenched and that no major water damage has been reported. This is certainly good news as we hear the homeowner (me) had just about reached her breaking point with the clean-up jobs, as she had no insurance (housekeeper) to turn to to make things right.
Live from the Cracked House, this is Mommy Cracked for the Cracked House Reality Television Network.
That's hilarious! I must think about my days from a newscastor point of view.
Similar weather reports are coming in from all parts of the globe… definitely here, for one!
what's that? i can't hear you because it is "storming" over here too!
Are you sure you're at the Cracked House and not at my house? Because your description sure sounds like my house. Ah, the joys of little ones 😉
Love this.
Hope the storm has now passed, and you are looking forward to a more settled period of weather ahead.
I hear you, loud and clear!
LOL 🙂
Wow, Amazing! Who knew that a storm in Mississippi could travel all the way to Washington state! It seems we have the same kind of storm systems here! 🙂