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Beach Crimes

March 27, 2009 By Mandy 12 Comments

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I’m a firm believer in that rules are meant to keep us safe, blah blah blah…but I must say that in giddy anticipation of our beach excursion last week, the very last rule on the list of beach regulations never crossed my mind as being a problem, or something to attempt for that matter.

Furthermore, who does that crap?

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  1. Donna says

    July 5, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    They should have used the terms “pester” or “harass”. This makes me think of “Deliverance” the beach version. lol.

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  2. Jayme says

    July 5, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    Hilarious!

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  3. Jenny says

    July 5, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    Wow, could have chosen a better use of words.

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  4. Pamela Kramer says

    April 8, 2009 at 12:06 am

    ROFL!!! Reminds me of the list in Jamaica.
    No Drug Dealers
    No Prostitutes

    Seriously???

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  5. coastrat says

    March 30, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    That last rule is there to protect the birds that nest on the beach, like the terns, in special, fenced-off areas. You would be surprised at how many people deliberately molest and kill the nesting birds, their eggs, babies and nests, even when the areas are fenced and have signage prohibiting such inconsiderate conduct.

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  6. Aubrey says

    March 30, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Ok. I just about spit water all over my monitor. Hilarious!

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  7. Nap Warden says

    March 29, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    Ummmm…who thinks that up? Seriously!

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  8. 50s Housewife says

    March 28, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    I’m with Hattie. That reminds me of something Jay Leno would read. Too funny!

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  9. Hattie says

    March 27, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Too funny! You should send that in to the Tonight Show. Leno reads stuff like that on Monday nights. lol

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  10. Jenny says

    March 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Are you serious? That is crazy, but I am with the commenter before about it’s meaning, but I am sure there is a better way to word it:)

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  11. Bloggymommy says

    March 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    LMAO! I think it probably means no touching or stealing or hunting of the beach animals. That sounds so funny though! lol

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  12. Mrs. Schmitty says

    March 27, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Seriously! WTH?!

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