I’m a firm believer in that rules are meant to keep us safe, blah blah blah…but I must say that in giddy anticipation of our beach excursion last week, the very last rule on the list of beach regulations never crossed my mind as being a problem, or something to attempt for that matter.
Furthermore, who does that crap?

They should have used the terms “pester” or “harass”. This makes me think of “Deliverance” the beach version. lol.
Hilarious!
Wow, could have chosen a better use of words.
ROFL!!! Reminds me of the list in Jamaica.
No Drug Dealers
No Prostitutes
Seriously???
That last rule is there to protect the birds that nest on the beach, like the terns, in special, fenced-off areas. You would be surprised at how many people deliberately molest and kill the nesting birds, their eggs, babies and nests, even when the areas are fenced and have signage prohibiting such inconsiderate conduct.
Ok. I just about spit water all over my monitor. Hilarious!
Ummmm…who thinks that up? Seriously!
I’m with Hattie. That reminds me of something Jay Leno would read. Too funny!
Too funny! You should send that in to the Tonight Show. Leno reads stuff like that on Monday nights. lol
Are you serious? That is crazy, but I am with the commenter before about it’s meaning, but I am sure there is a better way to word it:)
LMAO! I think it probably means no touching or stealing or hunting of the beach animals. That sounds so funny though! lol
Seriously! WTH?!